AHRRYE RILEM

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12 dana. korčula. javite se ak ste tamo. i šaljite slike sisa. znam da je futilno, al možda se nađe neko normalan i pošalje.

in the meantime, insta-mudrost: ako nešto nije loše, ne znači da je dobro.

do viđenja.

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nabije vas bijesni u 25. kolovoz 2007 3:14:00 | komentara ima 3

5:35

dakle, netko je došao na moj blog jer je u google upisao "karanje sa stokom"

e pa dobrodošao na moj blog. jebao te poremećeni bik s tri mošnje :D :D

uglavnom, pol 6 je i ne spavam iz nebitnog razloga. 2 tjedna je do odlaska na more i jebeno pucam po šavovima. molim da mi se javi netko ko ima sise i kome se ne sviđa jebanje sa stokom i s kim se može normalno popričat jer mi je dosadno lately.

lejm post, al boli me kita. laku noć, dobro jutro, whatever. aleksandra grdić je dno. rod serling je car. oh, kako idem spavat.

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nabije vas bijesni u 12. kolovoz 2007 5:35:00 | komentara ima 1

drugi dijo

Kicik (02:49 PM) :

shit... mow i see... it was MY mistake ))))))))))))))))))

Kicik (02:49 PM) :

let's start again from 0.... ))))))))

Kicik (02:49 PM) :

hello

Bijesni (02:50 PM) :

hello :-D

Kicik (02:51 PM) :

my name is Kate... )))

Bijesni (02:51 PM) :

ok

Bijesni (02:51 PM) :

now, the picture :-D

Kicik (02:51 PM) :

and i do some survey... can u help me and take part in this? )))))))

Kicik (02:52 PM) :

by the way nice to meet u ))

Bijesni (02:52 PM) :

yes, yes, nice to meet you too.

Bijesni (02:52 PM) :

i can help, yes

Bijesni (02:52 PM) :

picture, please :-D

Kicik (02:54 PM) :

*ROFL*

Bijesni (02:54 PM) :

no, that's not it. picture should have some boobs on it.

Kicik (02:55 PM) :

as i told it is a blackmail! )))))))))))0

Kicik (02:55 PM) :

(and u can see it in my profile!)

Bijesni (02:56 PM) :

i cannot :-$

Bijesni (02:56 PM) :

oh come on, it's not that big a deal :-D

Kicik (02:56 PM) :

why?

Bijesni (02:56 PM) :

well i don't see it.

Bijesni (02:56 PM) :

send me the link then

Kicik (02:58 PM) :

can't u just answer? without photo?

Bijesni (02:58 PM) :

why?

Bijesni (02:58 PM) :

i am giving you something in return - my answers

Kicik (02:59 PM) :

am i at the market??

Kicik (02:59 PM) :

)))

Bijesni (02:59 PM) :

i don't know. are you? :-D :-D

Kicik (03:00 PM) :

uctually i'm in office but with u i starting to fell that i am at market... strainge... :-D

Bijesni (03:01 PM) :

yes,i have that effect on people

Bijesni (03:01 PM) :

so, come on :-D

Bijesni (03:01 PM) :

ze boob picture, pretty please :-D

Kicik (03:01 PM) :

no i don't like to send my pics! ))

Bijesni (03:02 PM) :

why not? are you ashamed of your boobs?

Kicik (03:02 PM) :

just answer my queations and that is all )))

Bijesni (03:02 PM) :

oh and then you'll dump me like an old rag?

Kicik (03:03 PM) :

nooooo i promise i will neve do this with u, darling... so will u answer????

Kicik (03:03 PM) :

never

Bijesni (03:03 PM) :

you are lying, you boobed liar

Bijesni (03:03 PM) :

:-( :-( :cry: :jebo:

Kicik (03:04 PM) :

=-O am i ever lie to u????

Bijesni (03:05 PM) :

yes, last year... :-( :-(

Kicik (03:06 PM) :

babe... what are u talking about??? we never met before *ROFL*

Bijesni (03:07 PM) :

šteata, ha? :d

Kicik (03:08 PM) :

:'(

Bijesni (03:08 PM) :

so, how tall are you?

Bijesni (03:08 PM) :

WHAY ARRE YOU CRAY!!

Bijesni (03:08 PM) :

:-D

Bijesni (03:09 PM) :

HONNEY WERE ARE YU!!

Kicik (03:09 PM) :

ok ))) let's do next way... i will ask - u will answer, and then u will ask... ok? step one by one....

Bijesni (03:10 PM) :

so your question was: "ok?"

ok.

now it's my turn:

can you send me a picture of your boobs? :-D

Kicik (03:12 PM) :

nooooooooooooo.... i didn't ask u anything yet...

Kicik (03:12 PM) :

)))))))

Kicik (03:13 PM) :

lets start from now: i'm first!

Bijesni (03:14 PM) :

oke :-D

Kicik (03:18 PM) :

choose what u like as a brand-name of some product... rate it from 1 to 5 )

1 = awful

5 = great

- Chaser

- Tryme

- 2U

- Ribbak

- Ahoy

- OKINEL

- BARENTZEV

- Crok&Go

- CatchU

Bijesni (03:19 PM) :

2,5,1,1,1,1,1,1,2

Kicik (03:20 PM) :

any coments?

Bijesni (03:20 PM) :

yes, your picture. still haven't got it.

Kicik (03:21 PM) :

yes i know ))) but now u can ask me ))))))

Bijesni (03:21 PM) :

well i am asking you to send it :-D

Kicik (03:24 PM) :

and i answer u: no

so i'm next ))

Bijesni (03:25 PM) :

no? oh, this will be fun :-D

Kicik (03:25 PM) :

:-D

Kicik (03:25 PM) :

1)     Where are you from?

Bijesni (03:26 PM) :

1) hrelić

Kicik (03:26 PM) :

2) How do you spend time with friends?

-     go to cafe, bar, restaurant, club _________

-     go for a walk __________

-     invite friends to my place for watching video or something else __________

-     something else ____________

Bijesni (03:28 PM) :

2)

- i sleep on the pavement in front of an old hotel, god is my witness I ain't doin' well

- go or a walk down an open highway, wroom wroom go the motorists

- i have no friends anymore, they became satanic priests in guatemala

- something else is like an old whisky. it has to be old to be a whisky. or whiskas.

Kicik (03:29 PM) :

3)     Which kind of drinks do you prefer?

-     beer  ________________________

-     wine ________________________

-     lemonade ____________________

-     vodka _______________________

-     something else ________________

Bijesni (03:31 PM) :

3)

i have been a drinker all my life. before killing two innocent people, i was drinking amaro with cockta. you may not recall cockta, but you may recall sinalco cola. or pipi, with ana sasso.

me no drinkey lemonade, me no drinkey votka, konj te jebo naporni, du ju opće čitaš kaj piše?

Kicik (03:32 PM) :

4)     Do you eat snack products? Yes or No._______________________________

Bijesni (03:33 PM) :

4)

i eat live bugs with some ketchup sauce. i also like nibbling on human ears, especialy if the're salty and unwashed, ti i dalje ne čitaš ovo, jel tak.

Kicik (03:34 PM) :

i'll kill u :-D

Kicik (03:34 PM) :

can u answer the truth????

Bijesni (03:34 PM) :

Y KAN!!!

Kicik (03:34 PM) :

what is it?

Bijesni (03:35 PM) :

TEH UNEVERZAL TROUTH!!!

Kicik (03:36 PM) :

i don'n get u now :'(

Bijesni (03:37 PM) :

DOND KRAY!!

Kicik (03:39 PM) :

i can't... with u

Bijesni (03:40 PM) :

PLISSE SENT ME THE BOBS!!

Bijesni (03:40 PM) :

PERTTY PLISSE PERTTY BOBS!! :-D

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nabije vas bijesni u 6. kolovoz 2007 12:14:00 | komentara ima 0

marsovke

na icq mi se javila treća ruskinja u tjedan dana. jedna zanimljivija od druge. kako mi se danas ne da niš radit i dosadno mi je kao čekaču Godota, odlučih se malo zabavit. dakle:

Kicik (02:30 PM) :

hello :-[

how are u?

Bijesni (02:30 PM) :

hello

i am.

Bijesni (02:30 PM) :

and you?

Kicik (02:30 PM) :

just great ))

Kicik (02:31 PM) :

and how is your mood?

Bijesni (02:31 PM) :

sleepy

grumpy. old. man.

Kicik (02:31 PM) :

well i feel the same ))

Bijesni (02:32 PM) :

i bet you do :-$

Kicik (02:32 PM) :

so do u have a time now?

Kicik (02:32 PM) :

working

Bijesni (02:32 PM) :

i have a little time, yes

Kicik (02:33 PM) :

so u can talk with me ;-) and maybe u even can help me...? ))

Bijesni (02:33 PM) :

oh. how can i help you?

Kicik (02:34 PM) :

uctually u can, my brave knight )) :-* and it will easy for u

Kicik (02:34 PM) :

i have to do some survey... can u take part in this?:-[

Bijesni (02:34 PM) :

aww shucks i can try. brave knight :-D

Kicik (02:34 PM) :

really??? *YAHOO*

Bijesni (02:35 PM) :

yes. *GOOGLE* :d

Kicik (02:36 PM) :

choose what u like as a brand-name of some product... rate it from 1 to 5 )

1 = awful

5 = great

Kicik (02:36 PM) :

ok?

Bijesni (02:36 PM) :

sure. if you'll send me a picture of your boobs

Bijesni (02:36 PM) :

:-D

Kicik (02:37 PM) :

it is a blackmail!!!! :-D

Bijesni (02:38 PM) :

well, it's a sign of good will.

but ok, i will answer your questions anyway :-D

Kicik (02:39 PM) :

))) ok so i can ask u, right?

Bijesni (02:39 PM) :

yea, go on

Kicik (02:40 PM) :

super

Bijesni (02:40 PM) :

Ajde jebote :-D

Kicik (02:40 PM) :

please rate all this words

- Chaser 4

- Tryme 3

- 2U 5

- Ribbak 2

- Ahoy 3

- OKINEL 2

- BARENTZEV 4

- Crok&Go 5

- CatchU 2

Bijesni (02:41 PM) :

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Kicik (02:41 PM) :

what???

Kicik (02:41 PM) :

))

Bijesni (02:41 PM) :

4,6,2,3,4,7,6,4,5 :-D

Kicik (02:42 PM) :

any coments? no?

Bijesni (02:42 PM) :

yes

Bijesni (02:42 PM) :

what the FUCK are those? :-D

Kicik (02:42 PM) :

just the words ))))))))

Kicik (02:43 PM) :

well ok.. it was the most bigger question )) next will be much smaller )

Bijesni (02:43 PM) :

Tryme i like the most. Can i Tryyou?

Kicik (02:44 PM) :

but it is only a 3 in your rate???

Bijesni (02:44 PM) :

oh, i was writing the numbers randomly, sorry :-D

Kicik (02:44 PM) :

Ok,i have to go now. Bye.

Bijesni (02:45 PM) :

WAIT!! I made a terrible mistake, sorry!!

Kicik (02:47 PM) :

What?

Bijesni (02:47 PM) :

It’s 8,4,9,6,2,4,7,1,7 :-D

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nabije vas bijesni u 3. kolovoz 2007 14:58:00 | komentara ima 1

bog me volio samo jednom

kad proživiš dovoljan broj
frustracija
razočarenja
epizoda bijesa

shvatiš

da je okus hladne lubenice
u 2 ujutro

najbolji mogući
završetak
dana.

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nabije vas bijesni u 25. srpanj 2007 1:47:00 | komentara ima 1

OGLAS

dobra večer. tražim stan. omanj, za jednu osobu. do dvjesto euara.
ovo je ozbiljan oglas pa se jebeno raspitajte naokolo i javite mi na znan vam mejl: kvragu@gmail.com

uvijedi!!:

1. mora bit u zagrebu
2. mora bit lijep.
3. no rats please
4. adsl - friendly

e i molim ako bi me mogli stavit na naslovnicu, nisam psovao puno. hvala.

toliko. hvala svima. do viđenja.

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nabije vas bijesni u 17. lipanj 2007 23:12:00 | komentara ima 0

nova emo poluljubavna pjesma pt.2: Sise.

golub mi je sletio na rame
i naravno, posrao se na me.

što me nagna, šugr bejbe
da se malo sjetim tejbe

draga moja gdje si, s kim si
dal te hrani sirom „dimsi“

pjevaš li još u onom zboru
dal te jebe na motoru

s kim se svakim jutro budiš
kome svoje dojke nudiš

sviraš li i dalje gitaru
nabijem te na slonovu karu

dal si konačno faks završila
i u nekoj vukojebini svršila

učiš l' djecu engleskom
sa tom sisom ogromnom

varaš li i njega
ko što mene si varala
jebao te penis
veličine narvala

šalješ li i njemu
emo esemesove
jebem li te u sise
poput mutirane sove

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nabije vas bijesni u 13. lipanj 2007 15:14:00 | komentara ima 1

ja sam EMO a vi niste

ja zarih nož u mrkli mrak
srečo, kaži dali sam ti drak

ja ubijo sam crnu noč
kačeš mila kuči doč

ja srušijo sam epitaf
da ti hani ostaneš paf

ja ulovijo sam vraga
samo za tebe, draga

ja opsovo sam boga
ti si bejbe kao droga

ja sam sinoč imo sranje
dal me zato voliš manje?

ja pišem tvoje ime žiletom po ruci
za penis me, zlato, povuci

ja griješim u dinamici pijesmije
boli me kita što se to nesmije

čao bao, bokbok, pozz
šajbu ti si prošla krozz

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nabije vas bijesni u 25. travanj 2007 12:04:00 | komentara ima 14

5 stvari koje niste znali o bijesnom a niste se usudili pitat. Ili vas jednostavno boli kurac.

dobar dan. netko je actually napisao da ja moram napisat 5 stvari o sebi (hvala zlevač, hvala!!). pa evo (in random order):

Stvar broj prva:

Ja jako volim avijone. Kad sam bio mali, tijo sam bit vozać avijona. Onak, jako sam to tijo bit. Imadoh puno knjiga o avijonima te puno modela avijona te, naposlijetku, puno slika avijona. Htio sam bit vozać JAT-ovog avijona (Zagreb - Ćikago) jer mi je to bilo uzbudljivo i mogo si vidjet oblake i zabijat se u ptice i sve. Sad kad sam veći, isto bi htio bit vozać avijona, al samo zato da mogu maznut stjuardesu po izboru. Ista želja, drugi razlozi.

Stvar broj druga:

Kad sam bio mali* imali smo viksu kod Velike Gorice. I puno vremena sam provodio tamo. I tako bio ja jednom kod prijateljice (susjede) i igrali smo se neš na krevetu, ne sjećam se točno što. i reko idem ja probat napravit kolut naprijed. Napravio sam kolut naprijed, ali tako da sam pao s kreveta na pod. Glavom. Okomito. Od tada više nisam isti...

* - Eh, samo da napomenem. Većina stvari koje pišem odnosi se na moje mlade dane te kakav sam bio u mladosti, jer sad nisam više mlad, radim pun kurac i nemam vremena bit ništa.

Stvar broj treća:

Imam vrlo nizak prag tolerancije.

Stvar broj četvrta:

IZRAZITO MRZIM pričat na telefon. Abnormalno. Ono, ne mogu podnijet pričat na fon duže od des sekunada. Čisto da znate. NE na telefon sa mnom. NE.

Stvar broj peta:

Kad sam bio mali, bio sam jako dobar u matematici i šahu. Onak, baš jako dobar. No, to se sve izgubilo s godinama. Misim da ima veze sa onim padom na glavu. Eh.

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nabije vas bijesni u 12. veljača 2007 12:42:00 | komentara ima 8

otkridoh svoj identitetat

poz.

jebe me stavljanje slika tu pa sam moro stavit slike na stari blog. jebiga.

ak ste došli slučajno, nosite se.
ak niste, odite na http://bijesni.blog.hr

đenja.

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nabije vas bijesni u 5. veljača 2007 14:25:00 | komentara ima 4